— Natalie Standiford, How to Say Goodbye in Robot
boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh
i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”
if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?
Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter
””“5 book trilogy”“”“
Me: dude tyler oakley follows me
Friend: dude id suck his dick
friend: yeah dude ill close my eyes and pretend its a girl
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"